About BitchSayWhat.com

Welcome to bitchsaywhat.com — your favorite place for made-up nonsense, satirical headlines, and stories that walk the fine line between “Did that really happen?” and “There's no way that's real.”

We're not here to inform. We're here to entertain, confuse, and occasionally make your Aunt Karen question reality after she shares one of our stories thinking it's legit.

Every article you read here is completely fictional — unless by some cosmic accident we accidentally get something right. In that case, we accept no responsibility and claim psychic abilities.

The goal? Make people laugh, stir up just a little chaos, and give you the tools to prank your friends with totally absurd but semi-believable news.

Thanks for visiting. Now go spread the satire.