Terms of Service

1. Satire Disclaimer

Everything published on this site is entirely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. The stories, characters, and events—even those based on real people—are purely satirical. We are not claiming that any of these events are true. If something sounds too ridiculous to be real… it probably is.

By continuing to browse or interact with this site, you acknowledge and accept that this is satire and you will not treat any content on this site as factual reporting.

2. No Liability

We’re not responsible if someone believes a made-up story and reacts poorly. We're also not liable for emotional damage, angry exes, awkward family dinners, or spontaneous laughter in public places. You've been warned.

3. User Submissions

If you submit a story or idea, you're granting us permission to modify, publish, or reject it—because not all jokes are good jokes.

4. Changes to Terms

We might update these terms if the need arises. If we do, we'll post the updated version right here.

5. Don't Like It? Don't Use It.

If you don't agree with these terms or can't take a joke, this probably isn't the site for you. Close your tab, take a deep breath, and maybe go read something boring instead.