Privacy Policy
Last updated: April 11, 2025
1. No Sniffing Around
We don't collect sensitive personal info, and we're not interested in your social security number, credit score, or what you had for breakfast. If you simply visit and read, we won't know who you are — and we like it that way.
2. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)
This site may use cookies for basic functionality, analytics, or to remember whether you like dark mode. We won't use them to spy on you, track you across the internet, or find out your favorite burrito order.
3. User-Submitted Content
If you choose to submit content (like a fake news story), we may keep your submission, and possibly publish it, with or without edits. Don't share anything you wouldn't want to see turned into a punchline.
4. Third-Party Services
If we use services like Google Analytics or embed content from other sites, they might collect data. We try to pick services that aren't evil. No promises though — the internet's a wild place.
5. Chill, It's Just a Website
We're not out to sell your data, harvest your dreams, or sign you up for a pyramid scheme. If you ever have questions, feel free to contact us — but remember, this site is just for laughs.